grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

sassykardashian:

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS

mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

I don’t wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your neck. 
— the 1975.

herfallenunicorn:

queernymph:

thefullestrebellion:

lokiroido:

‘My sun and stars… ‘

OH MY FUCKING GOD

If anyone got me this I would marry them

I need these